Well, I found out why Ted was home that day a couple of weeks ago. He and Viv are moving to the burbs. Great, like how am I supposed to see my kids out in Livermore? I don't have a car, and I looked up Bart and they don't even go to where they are going to live. Who wants to live out there anyway? All there is is a bunch of grapes and a couple of research laboratories. Now my kids are going to suffer through Viv's bad cooking and nuclear radiation.
Guess I am going to have to save up for a car. Never thought I'd own one. Good thing I got my license way back in 98, huh?
Crap. Have I mentioned that I hate my ex-wife?
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Wait... Your wife had an affair, and now she's being a jerk to you? I don't know what to say, except... Hire yourself a damn good lawyer and sue the chick.
It sucks that in divorce settlements, the man always loses out.
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